is it just me?

when exo m sings mama it’s like there’s a sense of maturity and the songs fits them well. on exo k’s part, history suits them more. the dance and the flow of the song compliments K while mama compliments M. but nevertheless, i think it’s better to have  them sing mama and history as one.

(出典: baobeihae)

lol you must be new :))

by virgin blood we mean, those who doesn’t seem to be aging, or growing old and such. immortal whores (for example: sungmin, luhan, etc. ~)

Expectations vs. Reality (EXO)

• Suho: Angelic leader who everyone obeys
• Reality: Derp leader who joins the fun instead
• Kris: Bitch face and glare,
• Reality: awkward and warm-hearted, everyone obeys him
• Luhan: a five year old dork who loves donald duck.
• Reality: 22 years old dork with a virgin blood and is the oldest
• Xiumin: special talent~something cute
• Reality: special talent~shouting, baozi, virgin blood, is the oldest
• Tao: can kick your ass with his wushu stick and send you flying
• Reality: bbuing-bbuing, forever eating, has kris wrap around his fingers
• Chanyeol: maknae, cute voice that matches the face
• Reality: hyung, low voice that doesn't match the face and is the derp prince who is the #1 fanboy of Super Junior
• Baekhyun: sexy guyliner, sexy fingers, amazing vocal
• Reality: greasy as fuck derp who likes to do aegyo and is the #1 fanboy of snsd
• Kai: stripper on stage that seduces even the plankton
• Reality: forever shy, boob grabber, fail aegyo, derp
• Yixing: sexy ass dance machine
• Reality: dork, derp, diva, dances to wonder girls's song better than girls
• Chen: High vocaled talented cutie
• Reality: dance machine, dork, shy, awkward
• D.O.: O________O, sexy vocals, sexy everything
• Reality: more O______o, doesn't need eyelids, derp
• Sehun: the one who has the most aegyo,
• Reality: fail aegyo, lisp, derp